THE BUM:
A bum approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars? The well dressed gentleman responds, You are not going to spend in on liquor are you? No, sir, I don't drink, retorts the bum. You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you? asks the gentleman. No way, I do not gamble, answers the bum. You would not waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you? asks the man. Never, says the bum, I do not play golf. The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the man house, the bum curiosity gets the better of him. Is not your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table? Probably, says the man, but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who does not drink, gamble or play golf.
KE AN MAY:
Mot ga an may tien gan mot quy ong an mat sang trong tren duong pho. Nay, ong ban quy, ong co the cho hai do la duoc khong? Nguoi dan ong an mac sang trong tra loi: Ban se khong tieu tien vao ruou che, phai khong? Khong, thua ngai, toi khong uong ruou, ga an may cai lai. Ban se khong quang no vao nhung van choi tao lao, phai khong? nguoi dan ong thuong luu hoi.  Khong theo loi do. Toi khong choi bai, ga an may tra loi. Ban se khong tieu hoang tien vao nhung khoang phi hom cua mot cuoc gon, phai khong? nguoi dan ong hoi. Khong bao gio, ten an may noi, toi khong choi gon. Nguoi dan ong hoi ga an may co muon ve nha voi ong ta an com nha khong. Ga an may ham ho dong y. Trong khi ho dang di huong ve nha nguoi dan ong, ga an may khong thang duoc tinh to mo. Vo ong se khong noi gian khi ba ay thay mot ga nhu toi tai ban an cua ong a? Chac la co, nguoi dan ong noi, nhung se dang nhu the. Toi muon co ay thay dieu gi xa ra cho mot ga khong nhau nhet, co bac hoac choi gon.